And(¨th)ro~femme! (andthro_femme) wrote,
And(¨th)ro~femme!
andthro_femme

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...something for your enlightment!

·: The Confessions :·

Taoism: "Shit happens"
Hinduism: "This shit happened before..."
Confucianism: "Confucius says: Shit happens"
Buddhism: "It is only an illusion of shit happening"
Zen: "What is the sound of shit happening?"
Islam: "If shit happens, it is the will of Allah"
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock: 'Shit happens.'
Atheism: "There exists no such thing as shit."
Agnosticism: "Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't"
Protestantism: "Shit won't happen if I work harder"
Catholicism: "If shit happens, I deserve it"
Judaism: "Why does shit always happen to me?"
Televangelism: "Send money or shit will happen to you"
Rastafarianism: "Smoke that shit!"
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